1. Pick a number between 0 and 9.
2. Now double your number.
3. Now add 8 to your number.
4. Now divide your number in half.
5. Subtract the number you originally chose from your new number.
6. Convert the resulting number to its corresponding letter (A=1, B=2, C=3 etc.)
7. Think of a country that begins with that letter.
8. Now think of an animal that begins with the SECOND letter of that country.
9. "BUT THERE ARE NO ELEPHANTS IN DENMARK!"