1. Pick a number between 0 and 9.

2. Now double your number.

3. Now add 8 to your number.

4. Now divide your number in half.

5. Subtract the number you originally chose from your new number.

6. Convert the resulting number to its corresponding letter (A=1, B=2, C=3 etc.)

7. Think of a country that begins with that letter.

8. Now think of an animal that begins with the SECOND letter of that country.

9. "BUT THERE ARE NO ELEPHANTS IN DENMARK!"